How 2 Be a Beta Male

“When I was child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child; but when I became a man, I put away childish things.”- (1 Corinthians 13:11)

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There are many definitions for the term ‘beta male’ but for the sake of this article, I will cite the following…

Dictionary.com defines beta male as a man who is perceived to be weak, mild mannered, and unimpressive. Cambridge specifies that a beta is not as successful or as powerful as other men. And lastly, Urban dictionary describes it as a man who lacks masculine energy, adopts feminine characteristics, faces problems or confrontations passive aggressively, and is often taken advantage of due to their "nice guy" persona.

Without further ado, here’s how to be a beta male…

-Make what is comfortable, safe, and easy your purpose

-Run like hell from self-knowledge and self-awareness

-Completely disregard the fact that your mother emasculated you through her rules and control and raised you to be the type of man she would have NEVER dated

-Make pussy your mission

-Question nothing you’ve been taught, assume that nobody knows more than you, and when new information is presented to you, don’t even take a second to think about it…continue to stand on business

-Believe in luck

-Fail to acknowledge the fact that you’re heavily addicted to the presence of women

-Respect others, love others, take care of others, but do not respect, love, and take care of oneself, in fact, put yourself dead last on your own list

-Stand up to men, but never to women.

-Stand up to women, but never to men.

-Know that the current woman in your life will be the ONLY one you’ll be able to get and the ONLY woman who will want to touch your dick therefore you must accept your miserable fate, die a slow death from a thousand small cuts inflicted by her, and forever put up with all of her self-absorbed bullshit

-Be naive

-Be arrogant

-Be an idiot

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