If you would love nothing more than to ruin your one and only life, please do the following:
Listen to women.
Wait for someone to save you.
Be a nice guy.
Hop from one relationship to the next.
Quit the second it gets hard.
Never learn who you are.
Grind, hustle, and work only when you feel like it.
Blame everyone else.
Keep pleasure first.
Put purpose last.
Trust in sports teams, Trust in celebrities, Trust in your job, but NEVER Trust in yourself.
Walk by sight.
Stay content with the dopamine hits you receive from telling everyone your ideas yet never actually executing a single one.
Continue to use the word “can’t” in your everyday vocabulary.
Pay no attention to the principle of ‘Money Karma’.
“Have I not commanded you? Be strong and courageous. Do not be terrified; do not be discouraged, for the Lord your God will be with you wherever you go.” (Joshua 1:9) Yeah… ignore all that shit and instead be weak and fearful. Be a little bitch, move as if you were not created in his image, never fearfully and wonderfully made, and be heavily discouraged 24/7.
Instead of taking the red pill…take the blue one.
Get as much pussy as you can.
Neglect each and every one of your gifts, disregard all of your God given talents, and never ever… try.
