Mr. Steal Your Girl

Here are the three types of men that can steal/fuck your girl…

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  1. The Personal Trainer

    Why? First off, he’s strong and in shape which will have her juices dripping off the rip. Second, he’s literally shaping her body. He’s leading her, encouraging her, and showering her with praise which also makes her soaking wet. Lastly, he offers her a safe space where she can vent about her day, share how she feels, and sooner or later talk about... you.

    -My advice: Never let your woman get a personal trainer. Not even if it’s a woman, because female trainers can and will fuck your woman too. The minute your woman starts talking about going to the gym or wanting to get active, get your lazy ass up and join her.

  2. The Co-Worker

    Why? The average American works 40 hours per week. The difference between the hours spent at home versus the hours spent at work is that work hours are very focused and productive, meaning, for the most part, your job gets your best output. On the other hand, when we’re at home, we’re either tired, relaxing, and/or distracted resulting in our significant others not receiving our best on a consistent basis. With all that said, the co-worker can steal your girl because he can basically be your woman’s personal superman. For example, when she’s in need of help with something too difficult to manage…here he comes to save the day. When she feels like someone is disrespecting her, there he is again. If she’s sad about the way you’ve been treating her at home or if the boss wrote her up for some bullshit…boom… superman swoops in for the rescue. All she ever sees you do is eat Doritos and play the game.

    -My Advice: Do EVERYTHING in your power to either put your girl up as in keep her barefoot and pregnant or have her help you with your purpose. Either way, don’t let your woman work a regular job.

  3. The Contextual Alpha Male

    -Why? A Contextual Alpha is someone who is the most influential and dominant person within a particular social setting. He’s the most popular person at the club, gym, work, etc. A Contextual Alpha Male can steal your girl simply because women love men with status and who got the juice.

    -My Advice: Become a Contextual Alpha somewhere and make sure to take your woman there often. Preferably anywhere she can have fun and be seen, like a club or a bar. If you're the man at the Pokémon card club that’s cool, but you must work to become the man at a place that will make her look good when she’s with you. The doper the spot the more untouchable you’ll be.

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