Things Women Love

You were just another notch tho, a Picasso, on her wall,

You’re just a pic, a dick that she recalls,

U thought you was a catch, but she fumbles em’ all…

Let’s Go 2 Work.

Here is a list of things women love, but will never say out loud.

Before I start, don’t go overboard with this shit. Use discernment and common sense. Be smooth, be high- vibrational, be Self-Made.

#1. Dirty Talk

-Stop being so damn quiet during sex. You have no idea how slutty and nasty your girl is, and you’ll never know until you start talking dirty to her. Listen to me, you can get away with saying a lot of crazy ass shit if you just say it like a fucking man. Tell her to cum on your dick, tell her to cum in your mouth, tell her whatever the fuck you want…except… “Who’s your daddy?” “Who’s is It?” and “What’s my name?” …you can do better than that played out shit.

#2. Parking in reverse

-This isn’t anything that will get you any extra points, but it’s an easy masculine thing to do and it’s always cool to see their face glow with amazement and suspense as you reverse the car into a parking spot.

#3. Playlists

-Before you press play on yours, ask if they have their own playlist that they would like to listen to. If they don’t, have two or three playlists ready to set the vibes right. If you need help with this, hit the email, I got you.

#4. Intelligence

-To truly fuck her body, you must first fuck her mind.

#5. Mind Readers

-This is also easy. At the very beginning of the relationship, all you must do is observe her actions and make mental notes. Pay attention to what she orders, how she orders, what she likes to wear, what she likes to watch, all the things that excite her and piss her off, etc. Once you’ve stacked enough evidence, begin to test your knowledge with small surprises and gestures in which could grow to a larger scale over time. It takes a bit of effort, but that’s what being Self-Made is all about.

#6. Turning Off Their Brain

-As much as they talk shit about being independent and strong, they’re all just little girls at the end of the day that want to be led. Women secretly love being with a man who affords them the luxury of not having to think. Now don’t be an idiot, I don’t mean that they want to be airheads. I’m saying that when they’re out and about with you, women enjoy not having to decide what to eat, what to do, where’s the closest exit, should they go left, right, up or down, they don’t wanna think about none of that shit…that’s your job.

#7. The B.A.G

-Women love a Bold, Ambitious, and Generous man. Have balls, big ass balls. Rather than standing on business, stand on your purpose. Tip well, never talk about money, and act like you been there before.

#8. An Unbothered Man

- Don’t give her advice. Don’t try to fix it. Don’t tell her what’s wrong with you. Don’t vent. Don’t argue, explain, or complain. AND DON’T SHOW ONE OUNCE OF GIVING A FUCK. By design, women shit-test you, they cannot help it. They ALL have an evil voice in their head that’s trying to make you break character, your job is to stay unbothered at all times.

#9. Fun

-Cyndi Lauper already told yall.

#10. A man who just gets IT

-A man who gets it NEVER has to be told what to say or what to do. He knows where to be and when to be there. He knows exactly why she’s with him and he definitely knows how to please her. Names, dates, events… he never forgets it, her shit- tests… he never sweats it, and something getting under his skin… he never lets it, cheers to the man, who just gets it.

WALT FACTUAL

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