There is a current debate going on about the infamous “dad bod.”
In a side-by-side picture, there is a before and after image of a man who is in decent shape in one photo and in the other, he is completely ripped. An online survey was conducted where women were asked which body type did they prefer. To most men’s surprise and disbelief, the majority of women selected the “dad bod.” I would like to explain the reasoning behind their selection in the following…
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Once upon a time there was a village with a warrior and a blacksmith.
The warrior was very strong, brave, and handsome. At the same time, he was arrogant, high tempered, and self-centered. Despite his flaws, every woman from the village secretly loved him. When talking amongst themselves, most would try to deny their lustful attraction, but when alone, they couldn’t help but to dream and fantasize about erotic, passionate filled nights with the lone warrior.
The blacksmith was an abundantly kind, humble, and generous man. He was also very naive, timid, and monotonous. Though women thought very highly of the blacksmith, no pussy ever moistened at the mere thought of his existence.
Time and time again, the warrior would have his way with a woman and break her heart right before he went off to war. And time and time again, the blacksmith would be right there to console the woman’s heartbreak, only to be heartbroken himself by the same woman once the warrior returned.
One day, the warrior came to the blacksmith for a new sword.
After years and years of saying nothing more than a few words to the warrior, the blacksmith decided to ask him a question, "You treat these women like shit, and I… I treat them like the beautiful flowers that they are, yet still, no matter how many times you fucking break their hearts, the minute you come back around, they come running to you. What is it that you have that I do not?” The warrior pondered for a second, and then replied, “For one, I’m not special, anyone can do what I do if they simply choose to put themselves first. Two, these women might be flowers, but at the end of the day, they all want to be treated like weeds. And three, I understand no one man can satisfy 100% of a woman’s needs. You must choose to either fulfill 80%, which offers her safety, provision, and security, or fulfill 20% in which you provide her with… fun. One look at you and women subconsciously put you in the 80%, the “safe, maybe sometime later” category, and when women look at me, they place me in the 20%, the “he’s dangerous but I definitely need that now” category. So, in other words, today I slay… and tomorrow you pay. I’ll be back tomorrow for my sword.”
So, why did women pick the dad bod over the ripped physique? Because the dad bod represents someone who will help raise another man’s child, be a good partner, and more than likely only stick his dick in one woman at a time. The in-shape guy…not so much.
My question for you is this, do you want to be the guy women look at and imagine a safe future, or do you want to be the guy women see and quietly think, “I bet he’s a good fucking time!”
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